How guys approach girls
Rich Kid:
Hey, cutie. Wanna ride in my Mustang?
Gangsta Kid:
Damn, you fine as shit! Lemme holla!
Hipster Kid:
...You don't listen to Odd Future too, do you..?
Sexy Guy:
*smiles*
Scene Kid:
Would you be the one to hold my bleeding heart..? Cupcakes :X!
Swag Kid:
Aye Yo, girl. You swagged the fuck out..You tryin to chill and hit them throwbacks?
Jock Kid:
Hey there, babe! Wanna come hangout with me and my buddies? *Shiny grin*
Goth Kid:
....Hi..
Me:
EYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LAY-DEH *gallops*